A bunch of stuff I wanted to share with you

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1) Ya know, I wanted to get one of these fucking rainbow flags that are supposed to show an uniqnuess and difference with the writting "I DON'T GIVE A SHIT" and they changed to to pre-made customs hippie writtings. Fuck your mom DeviantArt. How are we supposed to look unique when we can't write our own quotes? :iconultraangryplz: If someone's good hacker, help me with this plz.

2) Hashtag when you get new short haircut, with new clothing, feeling fine, walk next little brats and tiny moron's like "Is that a giiiiiirl?!" and you just rethink your whole life Depressed Henry 

3) THIS is what DA does to me. Just so you can see what I was talking about.
Snmek obrazovky (41) by ZalyHeartlessTigress

4) Hashtag when a memeber of charity walks by me, asking their regular "Would you like to give us fucking money bitch? And help the colorful elephant radioactive poines martyoshika?" Well of course I'd like to help charity AND if helping I'd send my money to YOUR OFFICIAL site or something, not to some random old woman looking like a holocaust survivor that's desperate to find money so she can spend them on drugs. So I politely say "Fuck off" and bitch's out loud so eveybody can hear it like "You are a very cruel person for not wanting to help the less fortunate than you are." and pisses off, whiĺe I'm standing there like: King Julien DEATH STARE icon  

5) I just wanted to see The Killing Joke reviews. People got phylosophical..... Acid cum.
Snmek obrazovky (95) by ZalyHeartlessTigress

6) Just EVERYTHING'S wrong with this :O
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7) Google translator is a dick.
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8) I think my granny was studying in Hogwarts....
Ron by ZalyHeartlessTigress

9) This person deserves a fucking medal! :love: Hashtag Marilyn Joker = double orgasm
Marilyn by ZalyHeartlessTigress

10) Sometimes truthful tho. It just out of nowhere translated the whole article as "Yuck" :XD:
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11) This. If you accidentally read the note above, here's something to put off the depression :heart: It's quite huge :bademoticon: you'd have to click it.
Wiseau serious by ZalyHeartlessTigress
lenny face 
12) ALSO ALSO!!! Speaking of Batman, if you'd like to see the movies but you can't find them online due to copyright issues, well, then FEAR NO MORE because you can find them on Porhub. Like I'm not kidding. That's what has happened to me. Because Google shows everything. Wrote "Return of the Joker" to Google search and this jumped at me. You think like "Oh, well, they look the same, but in the half of the video they become sexualized or something" well, no. These are literally reuploads of Batman movies. On a porn site. I guess Ledger fits there, but what about all the other ones?! How the fuck would I explain to my parents that I'm just simply watching Batman on porn?! :XD:
Chose the best thumbnails for you because I love you btw :love:
Wtf by ZalyHeartlessTigress
One more thing: I didn't take a screenshot of this, but while noticing Batman XXX parodies related to these reuploads at this site, guess what I found. THE DARKEST KNIGHT :XD: :XD: :XD: That made me lol so hard when I've seen it uploaded there for real :XD: Don't take me wrong tho, the Darkest Knight is my favourite Batman movie, you should definitely check it out: www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBimiq… and here's the sequel too: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AHvRJ…
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i hope you da fixes it self though